Why on this jolly ol' Earth would Shaun Johnson want to leave a team with Roger Tuivasa-Sheck at fullback and Tohu Harris on his way to join in on the fun? Gap that, we've got the Roosters on Sunday.
Josh Aloiai continues to come off the bench for Wests Tigers, Te Maire Martin has been cut for Penrith and Kenny Edwards is set to dazzle in the halves for Parramatta.
The Warriors went to Melbourne and played the Storm at their own game. Apart from Will Chambers gassin' Bodene Thompson and a few other things, it wasn't all that bad.
Roger Tuivasa-Sheck doesn't care who gets the attention because he's a lovely chap, but we know he's the main man each and every week. Especially because Stephen Kearney's got the Warriors zoned in on a fairly basic style of footy, that will ensure we don't see them blown away on Anzac Day in Melbourne.
Looks as though Kieran Foran's off to join uncle Des at the Bulldogs. Foran makes any footy team better but he hasn't been solely responsible for minor and major improvements the Warriors have made in just seven rounds of footy under Stephen Kearney.
Who else is working their way into contention for a Kiwis Anzac Test spot? Sio Siua Taukeiaho has shown how powerful he can be in just one game back from injury and Jared Waerea-Hargreaves deserves some loving as well.
We go hard and fast through some more off-contract #KiwiNRL cuzzies/usos/tokos like Sitaleki Akauola, who would go well in returning to Auckland.
So much #KiwiNRL action this weekend in fitting Anzac fashion, led by the best prop in the game doing what only Jesse Bromwich can do.
There's a bunch of #KiwiNRL cuzzies coming off-contract, so get the down-low on Jordan Kahu, Fa'amanu Brown and Agnatius Paasi.
Joey Leilua made his uso Ken Maumalo look a bit silly and the Warriors lost their gauge-game in Canberra. Gotta keep it moving forward though.
Guess who leads the NRL in dummy half runs? Bully! We'll dissect how Issac Luke is crucial to the Warriors in Canberra, plus Jacob Lillyman's playing for a contract and an update on the halves situation.
Leading up to the Anzac Test, we'll drop a weekly Kiwis team and all that needs to be said is that the #KiwiNRL takeover is lit.
Joseph Tapine is starting at lock for Canberra Raiders, Kodi Nikorima is starting at halfback for Brisbane Broncos and Joseph Manu is starting at centre for Roosters. Get the down-low with a massive #KiwiNRL Encyclopedia.
Dean Whare has re-signed with Penrith Panthers, thus making him a cornerstone in Penrith's young backline.
Te Maire Martin and Benji Marshall went from Aotearoa to Keebra Park High School and then Wests Tigers. Those days are soon to be over though with the Bulldogs sliding on in to take Keebra Park away from the Tigers.
Forget the daily rumours and focus your energy solely on 2017 with the NRL Premiership window as open as ever for the Warriors.
Kieran Foran is playing well, so are Simon Mannering and many other Aotearoa Warriors as they grabbed another win at home.
Parramatta Eels are in town to face our Warriors which means that Manu Ma'u and Suaia Matagi will run out on the Mt Smart turf that once gave them a chance. Instead of footy shenanigans, we pay respect to two inspirational men.
Could Nelson Asofa-Solomona get some revenge against the Sharks? Dallin Watene-Zelezniak's older bro Malakai's named to start on the wing for Penrith as well.
Newcastle Knights will make Wellington's Danny Levi a key figure of their rebuild after extending his contract for a few more years.