And now his watch has ended. Jon Snow, the 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch… is Lord Commander no more. Oh, no, not that. He’s still alive, he just ain’t about the Wall Life no more.

Does anyone still care about Daenerys' plight? What exactly is a warg? And holy crap Hodor used to talk!? Yeah, so clearly the Diggity Doc and Wildcard had to have a lil chat about it all.

Tyrion is like the athlete who doesn't have freakish natural talent, but he works harder than the next person and all his dragon research as a youngster looks to be paying off. 

Does it count as a season premiere if nothing really happened?