Laker Eight presents - The Beasts of the East

NBA fans living in NZ often cop a pretty raw deal when it comes to watching games. ESPN only shows a maximum of three games a week, and if you’re a fan of a team in a small market then you’re forced to forget all about watching games in glorious HD and instead have to resort to streaming grainy footage from dubious websites of questionable legality.

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NZ Breakers – 2013/14 Season Review

So, where to now? The difficult thing about this ANBL roster system is that players are all rated on a scale of 1-10 based on experience and pedigree, and a team’s squad must fit under 70 points. It’s complicated, and we’ll let the board deal with it. Youth players are cheaper, star players are expensive, college players are automatically a 7 or something. Whatever. Let’s talk brass tax.

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The Dugout - March 26

This Is How Chris Bosh Celebrated His 30th Birthdayat a strip club in Miami, with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony playing, makin’ it rain dollar bills.

Now, before you start worrying if this decadence is affecting his on-field performance, the last three games before his party he averaged 9.7pts 7.3rebs shooting 1/13 from 3pt zone. Then after his big blowout, he came back fresh and smelling of Cuban (cigars) to score 15 and 8 with 4 steals (3/6 3pters). I hope you’re taking notes, every other NBA player.

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Whatever Happened to the Lakers and the Celtics?

June 17, 2010. Almost 20,000 wild fans are crammed into a heaving Staples Centre. This is it. The moment that we dream of as wide-eyed children shooting hoops in the backyard. To hit that winning jump shot, to make that crucial rebound… even just to be there to witness the majesty from the confines of the crowd. It’s the greatest occasion in all of basketball – Game 7 of the NBA Finals.

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The Dugout - March 19

The Sydney Cricket Ground has gone through an Extreme Home Makeover (MOVE THAT TRUCK!) with the baseball heading to town. The Arizona Diamondbacks play the LA Dodgers in the season opener, which the league has started taking on the road (they went to Japan last year). Hopefully some day they make it to our shining shores. Both games are completely sold out, with the full MLB experience being promised. I mean, foot-long hotdogs and all.

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Game 27: NZ Breakers 106-78 Sydney Kings

What Went Right?

  • They played the Sydney Kings. If there’s any team that the Breakers just seem to have some psychological advantage over it’s the Kings. In four games this season NZB have won three very comfortably, and dropped just the one, by only two points, and away in Aussie.
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Laker Eight Presents - Doom and Gloom in Tinsel Town

The Los Angeles Lakers. Everyone seems to have an opinion on them, whether it’s that they are indeed the greatest team in the league and you’d be an absolute idiot to not support them, or that you must be only a bandwagoner or a fair weather fan if you’re a Lakers supporter. Personally, they are...

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Game 26: NZ Breakers 97-84 Melbourne Tigers

  • This result sure didn’t, but others did, and believe it or not, the NZ Breakers actually still have a small chance of making the playoffs. Although this time when we say they have to win all of their remaining games (there are 2 left), we mean it, unlike the last 3 times they’ve lost a supposed ‘season ender’.
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The Dugout - March 5

Just in case you thought Kevin Durant was gonna cruise to the MVP title this season, LeBron James is sending some aggressive signals to the contrary. Playing with a protective mask on his face, he dropped 61 on the struggling Bobcats – his personal and also a Heat franchise record total. Plus he did it shooting 22/33, with only a legendary pair of big men (Wilt Chamberlain and Karl Malone) ever scoring a more efficient 60+ game.

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Game 25: Cairns Taipans 92-87 NZ Breakers

I guess it’s time to turn the attention to seeing off CJ Bruton’s career in style. You simply cannot underestimate the impact that this guy has had not only on this team but also in basketball in NZ. He brought credibility and championship credentials to the Breakers and the 3-peat could not have happened without him. The crowd’s gonna blast the roof off when he gets announced in his final home game.

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